Don’t think I won’t hesitate to use these as a weapon
I’ve been on crutches for about 4 weeks now, due to an ACL, meniscus, snowboarding type of thing. And while I have tried to stay positive, connect with my inner-self […]
I’ve been on crutches for about 4 weeks now, due to an ACL, meniscus, snowboarding type of thing. And while I have tried to stay positive, connect with my inner-self […]
Because I don’t have a real job, and because I’m altruistic and completely selfless and whatnot, I tend to find myself in odd volunteer situations. And because I then grow […]
I’m tired today readers because it’s difficult to sleep with half a bottle of wine, two beers, and seven sugar cookies in your system. To be fair, decorating sugar cookies […]
Brunch is sacred to me and this weekend 15,000 people personally ruined my attempt to get my drink on. A friend picked the restaurant and unbeknownst to both of us, […]
It’s snowing here in Colorado and that means it’s time for overweight men in their mid-thirties to get out their skis, start using the words shred and bro, and proceed […]
My mom came to town this weekend from Houston, Texas. Other than having to remind her repeatedly not to blow cigarette smoke from her Camel lights into the faces of […]
The holiday season is upon us, and I know that because Wal-Mart is filled with twenty-dollar Batman masks that cost the Taiwanese five cents to make. Additionally since Wal-Mart owns […]
If fall is a time of transition then I guess that I’ll use that as my excuse. Otherwise what could possess a 32-year-old woman to quit her job to start […]